1. Be the most responsible, goodly, sober DD at epic fun party so as not to get hungover or a late start on the most productive Sunday ever.
2. Become critically ill overnight anyway from unrelated sickness and get no sleep aside from that granted during sparse night terrors.
3. Get up, insist on continuing cleaning/productiveness routine despite on-going sickness.
4. Impale/rip hand open on inch long thorn during the first chore of the day.
I'm not saying I'm stopping, I'm just saying that now I'm angry.
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