you want to hear about the deal I'm making?

So, Why Do You Have a Shitty, Emotionally-Triggered Endless Headache Today, Jessica?

Check all that apply.

_Didn't eat?
_Cold Front coming in?
_Pouty bitchiness?
_Too much to do?
_Dehydration?
_Over-identifying with Brienne's POV chapter descriptions of her own ugliness?
_Feeling, as my mother puts it, "like chopped liver?"
_Too much coffee?
_Not enough coffee?
_Work?
_Play?
_Feelings hurt?
_Deep-seated repressed anger/revenge issues?
_Tried Kombucha for the first time?
_Spent too long in Walmart?
_Hair up too long?
_Hair down too long?
_Hair too long?
_Futility?
_Inability to help?
_Haven't?
_Have? (Haven't.)
_Miley Cyrus?
_This great country version of Wrecking Ball: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7JgVqbh8nE ?
_Sudden realizations?
_Over tired?
_Full moon?
_Full moon lunar eclipse in Aries?
_Prehypertension?
_Copperheads?

Hah, no, but really.

I went running at the park yesterday and ran into the guy who harassed me last time. He was by the playground, sitting on the hood of his notorious car the way I used to do in high school.  He had a little baby two year old girl on his lap. She had the brightest blonde hair, like mine was at that age, and like any child I ever have's will certainly be. She was so cute I didn't even recognize the guy she was with until he waved at me. He looked embarrassed, and asked, "Did you change your mind?"