you went in and put a record on to make it sound like someone was home

I feel light and ghosty. When left to my own devices, I'm very productive. The house has never been cleaner. But I'm also a bit hopeless at some things--for instance: I forgot to feed myself, and have now gotten not one but two different types of chemical cleaner in my eyes.

So here's some picspam.

Before

After

Goldfinch at the feeder this afternoon, and the washing hung to dry.