25 things I did in an hour and a half

Hey, Jess, what are you going to do because you cancelled your long rain run because you're getting a cold, (probably from last week when you thought you were maybe coming down with something and said you were gonna take it easy but actually did a lot of cold wet bell-ringing for the Salvation army, speed running, and 3 am barefoot dog games) and find yourself with unscheduled free time?

1. Take out the garbage
2. Feed, walk said dog, tell said dog how handsome and smart he is (he just mastered the ring-the-bell-with-your-nose-to-go-outside trick)
3. Consider current full moon in Gemini with a crazy evil Saturn conjunction and all the horrible emotional really on-the-nose astrology it's supposed to portend
4. Do the laundry
5. Shot put non-pie quality pumpkins into the compost area in the rain
6. Stash pie-quality pumpkins in the cellar
7. Play favorite album again
8. Dance with said handsome brilliant dog to said favorite album
9. Burn nice new fancy candle bought because "Dark Forest" is name of said candle and in a really Nithavellir headspace re: wicked full moon
10. Prepare lunches and grind up beans and set coffee maker for tomorrow
11. Prep dinner
12. Empty dishwasher
13. Just open up trashy fantasy story to look
14. Write trashy fantasy story instead of working on, you know, the actual book
15. Love trashy fantasy story
16. Get kinda sad about stuff for a while: trashy fantasy actually v. sad when read in certain light (Full moon in Gemini light for instance)
17. Wonder if other people think about self as often as self thinks about them
18. Wonder if might have a fever
19. Think this Nithavellir candle is starting to smell like a real sucky bath and body works man perfume, decide should have anticipated that for reason of the stupid thing being called
"Dark Forest " duh Jess, beat self up about more foolish choices
20. Think that's probably what goblins smell like anyway
21. Carry said handsome brilliant dog around the kitchen on hip like a 40 lb baby
22. Get really into said favorite album again while sauteing shiitake mushrooms, recover good mood (shiitake mushrooms!)
23. Start cleaning fridge out uh oh don't
24. ...start a big project right now
25. 6:30 time to eat dinner